What I have to say about Miss Ind and the board

After she told me that ExGSBanker was the real deal:

Miss Ind, shut the fuck up. I was here long before you dragged your sorry ass around here. I'm the sheriff in this town. Fuck you. What investment banker, somebody who works 100+ hours/week, would come here to talk to college fucks. If it is as they say it is, you're barely squeezing in four hours of sleep a night. It would seem to me that real bankers would want to savor every sweet taste of relaxation they get. You tell me, bitch, what sick fuck would want to waste 1/2 hour of his/her precious time on a fucking board? Fucking A. Why would one come here for insight when 20 hours of your day are spent fucking toiling insight. It doesn't make any damn sense. You don't have to be a police detective to know that 90% of the board is populated with dumb fucks like myself. The other 10% are either losers with nothing else to do in their 1/2 hour of free time, or douchebags with nothing else to do in their 1/2 hour of free time. People on this board fuck the shit out of reality. Yeah 3.9. 3.9, 3.8 minimum is what you need. Oh Mis Ind tell me, tell me what I need. 3.9. Fuck that shit. I have many, many friends in qualitative majors with 3.1, 3.2, and 3.3 GPAs at BB firms. Fucking bull shit. Who the fuck has time to post resume items on a message board? Please, for the sake of everything I will ever come to believe in, tell me where you work. Tell me, tell me so I won't have to submit my resume to you, just so you can go ahead and post what you think is not good enough.
-fucking hyping everything on this board. This board does to the IBD what James Bond does to espionage.

 

Dude. Get over yourself. I post during the downtime when I have to be at work but I have no work to do. Hell, some days IBO is all I have to keep me sane. And if that sounds lame... well, a first year analyst's life IS lame, no doubt about it.

But I'll say it again: your comments sound like they're coming out of some kid's daydreams. You think we all wear this, we all do that, we all wear these watches and those shoes. You've woven investment banking into some sort of deep intense fantasy that has nothing to do with reality. Please, Dan. Chill out. Relax. Get in touch with reality. You'll be a far better contributor to this board that way.

 
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Daniel T Bush:
After she told me that ExGSBanker was the real deal:

Miss Ind, shut the fuck up. I was here long before you dragged your sorry ass around here. I'm the sheriff in this town. Fuck you. What investment banker, somebody who works 100+ hours/week, would come here to talk to college fucks. If it is as they say it is, you're barely squeezing in four hours of sleep a night. It would seem to me that real bankers would want to savor every sweet taste of relaxation they get. You tell me, bitch, what sick fuck would want to waste 1/2 hour of his/her precious time on a fucking board? Fucking A. Why would one come here for insight when 20 hours of your day are spent fucking toiling insight. It doesn't make any damn sense. You don't have to be a police detective to know that 90% of the board is populated with dumb fucks like myself. The other 10% are either losers with nothing else to do in their 1/2 hour of free time, or douchebags with nothing else to do in their 1/2 hour of free time. People on this board fuck the shit out of reality. Yeah 3.9. 3.9, 3.8 minimum is what you need. Oh Mis Ind tell me, tell me what I need. 3.9. Fuck that shit. I have many, many friends in qualitative majors with 3.1, 3.2, and 3.3 GPAs at BB firms. Fucking bull shit. Who the fuck has time to post resume items on a message board? Please, for the sake of everything I will ever come to believe in, tell me where you work. Tell me, tell me so I won't have to submit my resume to you, just so you can go ahead and post what you think is not good enough. -fucking hyping everything on this board. This board does to the IBD what James Bond does to espionage.

we get your point about hyping IBD too much, but you really need to tone down the rudeness. no one will take you seriously because of it. also, i'd rather not have this site blocked at work because of a teenager trying to blow steam.

go out date someone, spend time with friends and live a little. if you are this highly strung now, what are you going to do in the real world? IBD or otherwise?

 
Daniel T Bush:
After she told me that ExGSBanker was the real deal:

Miss Ind, shut the fuck up. I was here long before you dragged your sorry ass around here. I'm the sheriff in this town. Fuck you. What investment banker, somebody who works 100+ hours/week, would come here to talk to college fucks. If it is as they say it is, you're barely squeezing in four hours of sleep a night. It would seem to me that real bankers would want to savor every sweet taste of relaxation they get. You tell me, bitch, what sick fuck would want to waste 1/2 hour of his/her precious time on a fucking board? Fucking A. Why would one come here for insight when 20 hours of your day are spent fucking toiling insight. It doesn't make any damn sense. You don't have to be a police detective to know that 90% of the board is populated with dumb fucks like myself. The other 10% are either losers with nothing else to do in their 1/2 hour of free time, or douchebags with nothing else to do in their 1/2 hour of free time. People on this board fuck the shit out of reality. Yeah 3.9. 3.9, 3.8 minimum is what you need. Oh Mis Ind tell me, tell me what I need. 3.9. Fuck that shit. I have many, many friends in qualitative majors with 3.1, 3.2, and 3.3 GPAs at BB firms. Fucking bull shit. Who the fuck has time to post resume items on a message board? Please, for the sake of everything I will ever come to believe in, tell me where you work. Tell me, tell me so I won't have to submit my resume to you, just so you can go ahead and post what you think is not good enough. -fucking hyping everything on this board. This board does to the IBD what James Bond does to espionage.

LOL wat a fag i cant believe i missed this

 

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