Most prestigious way to enter the office in the morning?
My go-to method (outshining all the big ballers rolling up in limousines, ferraris and rolls royces) is to ride a white horse down Park Avenue while wearing a toga and a golden laurel with a few hired goons dressed as roman legionnaires, holding banners. Another hired goon at the front of the building blows his trumpet when I arrive. This way, my MDs and the back office douches equate me to a victorious general or senator of Ancient Rome who means real business. I do the same when women are present, except apply Versace Eros liberally all over my body so they can smell me from across the financial district.
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