Peter Millar needs to change its logo
Every time I walk around Cambridge or Manhattan I see all these shmucks wearing what I think is a Citadel vest. Elite right. I instantly try and size up to these individuals, comparing everything they have to what I have. Are they really more prestigious than me? (I work at EVR btw).
The problem is these schmucks come closer and as I stare at their logo judging their every move I realize this is Peter Millar. Instantly a wave of relief comes over me. I’m better than this person.