but really.... isn't accounting the most boring piece of shit in the world?

I can't read 4 pages of accounting without falling asleep or being distracted. My fucking god, accounting has got to be the most boring shit in the world. Jesus fucking christ!!!!!

 

Accounting is the only 3-credit piece of shit class that I can't fucking stand, for fucks sakes 5-credit calculus classes are more fun and have less shit to memorize.

 
BudLight:
Accounting is the only 3-credit piece of shit class that I can't fucking stand, for fucks sakes 5-credit calculus classes are more fun and have less shit to memorize.

stop trying to fucking be me.

 
Dan Bush Back In Action:
stop trying to fucking be me.

A kid who says he went to Yale, gets laid, works in IB, but none turned up true?

 
Dan Bush Back In Action:
Take your beer belly out of here, fat ass fucker.

Go pop the zits on your back you steroid poppin' fag.

 
Sunlounger:
i wish i could just pay my professor $10,000 and get an A, god i want a vacation RIGHT NOW

I have a final this Wednesday; need an 84% to get a C

:( Fuck accounting and everything it stands for.

 

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