Ex-JP Morgan analyst awarded $35M decade after NYC building’s glass door suddenly shattered on her
https://nypost.com/2024/04/02/us-news/woman-wins-…
Seems like B.S to me - she blamed getting let go in 2021 (didn't know they were even making cuts that year) by JPM on the incident that happened 6 years prior. Good on her for getting the bag I guess, but kinda an eye roll IMO. Curious to hear everybody's thoughts.
It says it gave her actual brain damage. She deserves it and its pennies to JPM
JPM didn’t pay anything- article says they were not party to the lawsuit it was only the building’s owner.
You’re brain damaged if you think she actually suffered from brain damage
If I had $35M I'd pay that to not have brain damage so I'd say she deserves more
This is some top G shit and fuck the big banks, anyone who says otherwise is an NPC bot regurgitating spineless sentiment
Really sad to see JPM’s $3 trillion of assets take a hit like this. Praying that Jamie Dimon will be ok🙏
What are you rolling your eyes about? Sounds like I have the green light to hit you with a pane of glass with no expectations of retaliation. Let me know when you’re free next and we’ll set it up
Doesn't seem like you read or understood the news article. It states her hand had cuts, not her head.
Doesn't seem like u understood either..........the article clearly says she suffered brain damage from the incident
bro wants to be in her shoes...jeez
Report cites her statements in court, but there is nothing mentioned about medical evidence like CT or MRI scans. Also interesting that the man on the other side of the door appeared to be fine.
ITT no one actually read the article. She wasn't suing JPM she was suing the building owner and it wasn't even the building that JPM was in she was at a physical therapy appointment.
Lol of course they didn’t read the article, this place has become infested by redditors - you can tell by them complaining about the “big banks.”
You realise that JPM will probably not pay her and the building owners will pay her
how does broken door result in braian damago
Multiple ways:
* the glass having enough velocity to pierce thru the skull
* the impact of the glass striking the head
* the impact of the sound waves striking the head
I am guessing her TBI is based on the last item.
Come find out lil bro
“Suddenly smashed on her” classic JPM HR line. Word on the street is that accidentally put too much sugar in Jamie Dimon’s coffee, and he smashed her head through it.
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