I think I might be new money

Kind of panicking. I've always seen myself as old money given my family has wealth up to my grand-parents. Grew up in the most tasteful neighborhoods, wearing the most understated clothing etc. Never saw new money as a good thing as those guys usually wear tacky clothes and drive Mercedes or BMW type cars.

But I recently met some European kids who said I was new money. They have wealth dating back from the Dutch East India Company and it makes me feel really insecure. They said two generations isn't enough to be old money. Is this true? With this whole old money aesthetic trend people are accusing me of frauding old money. This is alarming. How do I cope?

 

bro, come on, I will take the post seriously and say, it doesn't really matter. The most powerful people in the world today are new money (think Larry Fink, Carl Icahn, Elon Musk, most forbes list billionaires). Old money aesthetic looks cool and you can be into the aesthetic without actually being "old money". But most "old money" types are losers compared to their actual grandparents. Think of the Rockefellers for example. Modern Rockefellers don't hold a fraction of the power that their great-grandpa had, and Rockefeller was in no way a sophisticated man. He was a ruthless brute who had no time for aesthetics. Most "old money" today drive the same cars, wear the same clothes as their new money peers. the aesthetic is fake. 

 
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The old money aesthetic is racist and eurocentric, like wealth/sophisticated families can't exist outside of Europe 🙄

Anyway, this is a stupid thread. If you're really that upset and want to make yourself feel better, just tell them that at least your money didn't come from Indonesian indentured servants/slaves.

And also, drop this superiority complex. "Old money"/middle class/upper-middle class is about values much more than it is how much money or wealth you have sitting around.

 

This reminds me of how Kendall in Succession decried "new money" when they made all their money in 1 generation (Logan).

You're not "old money", champ. Did your grandparents even go to university? Does your family even value higher education? If the answer is "no", then I think we all know what/who we're looking at!

Maybe you'll get there one day.... Well, you won't, but maybe your kid's kids will. I mean, university-goers go back 100+ years (4 generatlons) in my family, so you have a lot of catching up to do.

I'm rooting for you, boy!

 

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Only the Dutch East India company? My ancestors were Wealth Managers for Mansa Musa (CFA level 1312 BCE). 

A clear lie since Mansa Musa lived in the 13th century AD not BC. 13th Century AD isn't that impressive anymore either. I know a guy whose ancestor financed Alexander's conquest and became one of his diadochi.

 

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Kind of panicking. I've always seen myself as old money given my family has wealth up to my grand-parents. Grew up in the most tasteful neighborhoods, wearing the most understated clothing etc. Never saw new money as a good thing as those guys usually wear tacky clothes and drive Mercedes or BMW type cars.

But I recently met some European kids who said I was new money. They have wealth dating back from the Dutch East India Company and it makes me feel really insecure. They said two generations isn't enough to be old money. Is this true? With this whole old money aesthetic trend people are accusing me of frauding old money. This is alarming. How do I cope?

Never Happened.

 
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Right? They're only more elegant, educated, classy, worldly, fashionable, in-shape, and better looking than Americans. No reason to feel jealous.

Lol Eurotrash feeling bitter about consistently being in <3rd place

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Anonymous Monkey

Kind of panicking. I've always seen myself as old money given my family has wealth up to my grand-parents. Grew up in the most tasteful neighborhoods, wearing the most understated clothing etc. Never saw new money as a good thing as those guys usually wear tacky clothes and drive Mercedes or BMW type cars.

But I recently met some European kids who said I was new money. They have wealth dating back from the Dutch East India Company and it makes me feel really insecure. They said two generations isn't enough to be old money. Is this true? With this whole old money aesthetic trend people are accusing me of frauding old money. This is alarming. How do I cope?

Seriously, this says more about your self esteem. Omg.

SafariJoe, wins again!
 

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