Ken I axe you sumfin?

I’m new to NYC. I’m working deep in mean streets of Manhattan and have a nice pad up in the hood of Harlem. Here are a few items I’ve discovered.

If I want some Peking Duck, I go to Chinatown.

If I want some good pasta carbonara, I go to Little Italy.

If I want some good pizza, I go to Brooklyn.

If I want to throw up, I go to one of the brown folks selling kokolosh and hot dogs.

Where do I go if I want some good fried chicken? Is there a Little Africa partition of NYC?

 
Shaun-Mullins:
DickFuld:
What happened to the van you were moving into?

dont axe me bout my bidness fool

Shockingly unfunny. 0/10

I just gave you a layup bro. You air balled it. You have demonstrated your ineffectiveness at trolling. What are you doing to up your troll game? This effort is an insult to every troll out there. Best of luck next time.

 

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