[Sht Post I think - but not sure] Why Investment Banks Like To Hire Military Vets
I've recently come across some intriguing information that's been circulating through the echelons of the financial world. While the authenticity of the claims remains unverified. We all know investment banks hire a lot of military vets (which is a very good thing). But what most don't know is that the notion of investment banks covertly hiring these military veterans for their night job "private security purposes" has been making some waves. According to a source (a friend who knows a friend who knows a friend at the joint chiefs), but who shall remain unnamed for obvious reasons, there have been unconfirmed reports of anti-aircraft weaponry and missile systems being discreetly stored within the confines of Manhattan, supposedly in a preemptive move to protect the financial district (from aerial, land, and sea threats).
The thought of finance moguls having their own private armies certainly seems like something straight out of a thriller novel, yet in the current climate, it wouldn't be entirely surprising (supposedly this exited way back in the Drexel days, but was stepped up post 9/11 when the AA battery on top of WT1 had been shot off for fireworks earlier that week). Security measures have undeniably escalated in recent years, but the idea of military-grade equipment in the heart of our beloved concrete jungle is something that should allow you to sleep better at night - your bonus is safe.
Additionally, let's take a moment to ponder the recent incident involving the notorious "repossession" of Argentina's warship for Elliot Management. I've heard Paul Singer just called up Jamie and was like "bro - we need the team or your loan isn't getting repaid"
With each passing day, the boundaries between the world of finance and covert military operations seem to blur, leaving us all wonder if your next power lunch might involve a briefing on tactical maneuvers. It's a narrative straight out of a Tom Clancy novel, with a touch of Wall Street flair and a dash of intrigue.
Contemplating this reality, we can't help but marvel at the similarities between the worlds of high finance and clandestine military operations. Both demand strategic precision, calculated risk-taking, and a touch of audacity. The lines between the two realms have become increasingly blurred.
More of a schizopost than a shitpost - take your pills
Can confirm. Just got out of a meeting with Jack Ryan and GI Joe and they cant walk me through a simple DCF so its going to be a long process but hopefully they'll save the day once the war against Atropia pops off.
what in the deep state tinfoil 5G hell is going on here?
deep state is legit, can confirm
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