LIED on application. Am I screwed for the background check?
Listen up my guys, I just accepted an IB job at a top tier BB (think GS/JPM/RBC) and I just realized that I accidentally made a bold faced lie on my application forms. In the experience section, I said my past bank teller internship started on May 3rd, 2018 but it turns out my actual start date was May 4th. Am I completely fucked? Will I be immediately fired and blacklisted by this bank? Blacklisted from all BBs? Blacklisted from the entire industry? Will the FBI be coming to my door? I'm currently sitting in the fetal position balling my eyes out thinking about how I may have just ruined my only chance at becoming a top tier investment banker. Please tell me if I'm fucked or not.
Why would you think that? It's only one day off.
Whoosh
Plebbit pls go
Congrats on the RBC offer. Or should I say, former offer, because they'll get your pasty ass and paint you so black on the list, even Justin Trudeau would say that's offensive.
Came for the sarcasm, stayed for the Trudeau slander
Any day is a good day to slander Tr#deau
Congrats on RBC
This is the first time I've ever seen RBC grouped with GS/JPM. Actual comedy.
Bro don't be jealous just because I got a top tier BB offer and you didn't.
Lmao RBC isn't even a BB so stop referring to it as "top tier"
Depends on which font you used.
You’re so fucked. May the fourth be with you.
Not funny at all
I work at RBC and will re-screen candidate resumes with jobs dated 3 May 2018. I will find you. I will make sure you can never be screend for FO and MO roles. Justice will prevail.
As long as it was written in Comic Sans you should be fine
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