SA23 with a unique side hustle

Hello everyone, I am an incoming summer 23 analyst at a BB. Should I disclose to anyone that I make some cash on the side via OnlyFans? Should I let HR know? What if my MD finds it? How do the banks view this sort of stuff. Personally I think it’s a bonus that I can do financial AND nude modeling, but that’s just me.

Coming from a top non-target (think Indiana/Cornell/Vandy) if that matters.

Also about 8 inches, uncut, and rather thick so it’s not like it would be that embarrassing. Not trying to flex on my MD by having a way bigger hog though.

Thoughts?

 

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