Have you ever seen anyone on FB, and...

Have you ever seen anyone on FB, and just been like, "Oh, I remember you, what you got fat? Fuck you, fatty!"

Um, cuz I certainly never have. *AHEM* Excuse me, something stuck in my throat.

 

Fail.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

any what? i don't understand the question. ANY WHAT, DAMNIT?!?!?!?!?

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 

To this muthaf**cka...what you've just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

no, because every time i do see someone on FB who got fat something gets stuck in my throat and i lose my train of thought

"Sincerity is an overrated virtue" - Milton Friedman
 

hahahahahahahhaha

Aw man I log on FB and under suggested friends or whatever there are a bunch of I used to go to school with. And they are the that used to try to bully me ... now I see them working at some Tire and Brake shop, making $12.50 the hour and I'm balling hard ... shit life's gooood

 
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Aw man I log on FB and under suggested friends or whatever there are a bunch of I used to go to school with. And they are the that used to try to bully me ... now I see them working at some Tire and Brake shop, making $12.50 the hour and I'm balling hard ... shit life's gooood

Wendy's > Tire & Brake Shop?

Just checking. Haven't seen the minimum wage league tables in awhile.

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