Watching it right now. Kind of fun hearing what he has to say. Sounds like some of my firms salestraders and salesguys.

Edit: This was just a shit video promoting people to buy his "secret juice." Fast forwarded a lot, but got the gist of it.

CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 

I always hate watching videos where Jordan is speaking because all he does is move his fucking hands in circles and then clap them together once he completes a full circle and then repeats the process. No doubt in my mind this video will be 70 minutes of just that.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

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