Recent M.S. grad looking into new career paths, please roast my resume

Thank you for taking the time to read this! 
Background: I graduated in May after having aspirations to work in an accelerator and perhaps eventually VC. I had a pretty rough start to this year in addition to taking most of the summer to focus on taking care of family. This has set me back quite a bit networking-wise. Because of this and a few other factors, I want to explore other options with a better W/L balance so I can focus on entrepreneurship in my own time. 
Goal: I would love it if someone could help point me in the right direction to leverage what I have into an (ideally remote) FP&A, or similar role. Any general resume advice is also greatly appreciated.